Clueless Mage

weirdness-is-good:

lohboh:

taylor swift: she was the piss on the carpet / I was the floor’s poo / she would always be his number one / while I was the number two / little did we know / he would flush us both

white women who have lizzo blocked on twitter: I’m SOBBINHG. the METAPHORS. did she know she would define a generation with this? 😭😭😭

gayboys who own every switch pokemon game: agsshdjdkdakh no okay but why is this better than everything on the radio for the past ten years 😭 THIS ICONNNNN. EVERYBODY SHUT UP I’M IN MY FLUSHING ERA 📢📢

asian giant hornet in a japanese honeybee nest:

Out of all the posts on tumblr, this is definitely one of them.

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letmefixthatforyou:

friend-crow:

I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can’t use ctrl+f to find the specific information I’m looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don’t want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.

At least give me a fucking transcript.

I can read faster than you can talk and these videos are wasting my time.

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fairuzfan:

fairuzfan:

There are still patients in shifaa. They found none of the resistance in the basement of the hospital. They are still bombing the north anyways.

The videos coming from al-shifaa are something from a horror movie. Tools and material toppled over, wreckage on the floor, dust clouding your vision… and yet there are still patients! There are people being treated! Their breathing machines are being kept up by hand! Doctors are literally using their physical strength to keep these people alive! How can anyone do this! To other people especially! To other people!

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theconcealedweapon:

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queersatanic:

nativenews:

Nitter.net mirror of thread with full text below.

Keep reading

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last-to-the-orgy:

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c-rowlesdraws:

c-rowlesdraws:

I was listening to the radio in the car yesterday because my phone was refusing to play through the speakers, and in my head I was spinning it into a positive, like “well now I can see what music is actually popular right now instead of what Spotify picks for me according to my tastes,” like by dosing myself with FM radio I, too, in my twilight years (early 30’s) can cling to cultural relevance and literacy by my fingertips, and then a song came on where a woman sang the line, “like Fortnite, Imma need your skin”, and you know, maybe it would be all right to just uncurl my fingers and let go after all

DOJA CAT?? That was DOJA CAT!!???

criptochecca:

criptochecca:

Ghassan Abu Sitta hasn’t tweeted anything since the night before the raid…

he’s alive

But it’s impossible now to do surgery at Al-Shifa

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